10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe