10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for loners.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves