10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth