10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"