10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel