10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester