10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.