10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• im going to 2 out you to death