10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com