10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier