10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts