10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen