10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak