10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth