10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.