10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!