10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.