10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.