10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fook the floosh droo!