10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi