10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters