10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is