10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd