10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.