10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977