10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You have to piss with the dick you have