10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- if u play for the thrill u are ill