10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is for loners.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson