10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.