10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer