10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Welcome to kicker school
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.