10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --