10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.