10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.