10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek