10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake