10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.