10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."