10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.