10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)