10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You have to piss with the dick you have