10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT