10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Welcome to kicker school
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.