10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --