10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.