10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.