10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "No river, no fish."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim