10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003