10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.