10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.